“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila, via alicetemise)
Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
The longer you look at it the funnier it gets
It looks like it should be in High School Musical
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH FOR AGES OMG
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waking up in the morning for school
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