My heart breaks.
forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?
Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome.Me
IT’S BACK!It’s back!! 0.0
Back …!!! I am sure this will happen again…!
It has to!!! I’m waiting for the the one with our last conversation on it ;)
:’D That would be too funny!
*giggles* Yes it would!!!
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
"Scroll up" Oh my, I didn’t realise how old it is.
I need an Edna Mode life coach.
We all need one.
i think this person is a wizard
when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair
I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.
i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”
all the awards for that comment